Saturday, January 13, 2007
ONE LESS TOOTH
Jeam: (happily) i have a less toothwilly: why are you so happy then?
Jeam: becayse i have one less tooth to brush .
A FLYING HOUSE
Alan: have you seen a cat swim?
Judy: no but i'hv seen a housefly.
DOES IT BITE?
Fred: do you want to play with my dog?
James: it looks very fierce. Does it bite?
Fred: That's what i want to know
James: !!! you bastard
BAD SINGING
Student: teacher, how is my singing?
Teacher: you have a powerful voice , one that is enough to wake the dead and kill the livings.
STANDING ON MY FOOT
Sam: I don't think i can leave you
Jenny: Oh, do you like me that much?
Sam: No, you're standing on my foot! ..